It's official, I can't do it any more. The Bills have sapped every last bit strength that I posessed. Not even my wife's love can get me through another day. I turned over to the ... anonymous side (I'm going to root for every winning team , every week, I don't care who wins, that's my team). God forgive me.
Today, as soon as I got to work, I hung upside down in my office for 4 1/2 hours letting the blood rush to my head, after seven quarts pushed its way to the cap of my melon, I took a red swingline stapler and pushed down on my cranium 25 times, one time for each Cowboy point. Thus, I created a fountain of blood spirting out like a leaky hose. It's all I could think of to do after that game last night. Where's Joe Dufek? At least we knew where we stood with that team.
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Thank you nphw for moving us on. We all feel the pain as only a Buffalo sports fan can. I still think that a good family bonding experience, as well as a way to get over our grief, is to unify and become part of the Redsox Nation. In the words of that great American hero, Bluto Blutarsky, are you all with me??
Bluto WAS a wise and great man, he inspired many with his "Germans bombing pearl harbor speech", but I won't do it. Being a Bisons fan and having them directly affiliated to the Indians of Cleveland, all my Danny Noonan energies will support Cleveland now. GO CC!!!
Though... I will take that hug.
imagine being a bills fan living in the heart of patriots country. Pats fans are almost as narcissistic as yankee fans.
ooh! SNAP!
Adm, we're trying to be mutually supportive here, you brute!
Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove grady sizemore?
And at least the QB of your team doesn't kill lovable pets for fun.
I also love Bluto. I may name my firstborn Bluto.
KDH! LOL! LOL! Yeah, I got nothing.
Jff, How did you get my halloween mask?
I think Bluto is an awesome baby's name... boy or girl. Just as long as no one thinks that it's named after Popeye's arch nemesis. That would stink. Awkward.
Jnna... that's not a mask. It's just how I'm feeling today.
I just finished watching "Knocked Up"... (alone). Now that is a funny movie.
Jff, that's what I thought. I wish they would stop talking about the Bills loss on tv.
Does anyone know when Dick Jauron's contract is up? I am submitting grandma's application for consideration.
I am feeling a tad bit better today, not much but a bit better, thanks all for asking!
But all this talk about Tony LaRusso does not sit well!
Jff, LOL!!!
I am sorry, but to say Go RedSox, I will have to stifle throwup burps, not worth it!
And again I am hoping a piano falls on beckett, schisterschilling cant resurect his bloody sock and Immigrations comes after manny and poppyseedhead.
there I feel better!
To me Baseball is officially over!
so sad...
lets see what is left, mmmm , 8 months of hockey???
Maybe I will take up knitting??
You know I was starting to feel a little bit better myself this morning. The fresh wounds were already starting to heal from the Bill's loss until I looked at this morning Buffalo Newspaper!
"Another Indignity for Bills Fans" is scrawled across the front page! Nothing news worthy happened in the span of the last 24 hours to put on the front page??? Instead they have to remind all Bill's fans what exactly went down at Ralph Wilson Stadium???
It's so bad, GR55 was talking to Lindy Ruff and Mike Robataille about the Bills this AM instead of the Sabres. Brutal.
Joba!!!
We all need to look at things a bit differently. Remember that famous songthat goes: When you're down and out, lift up your head and shout, "I'm down and out!!" Remember that on your worst day at work you are probably not being publickly criticized by hundreds of thousands of people. Me, I found 33 golf balls today. When's the anniversary blog?
where's the san antonio blog?
http://www.star-telegram.com/629/story/262985.html
read what the cowboys had to say.
Unfortunately, that article doesn't inspire me.
But, I will say this, to console myself (maybe I knew in advance) I'm off to see Gov't Mule at UB tonight. The house is empty (no kids, no Mrs. ... though I do miss her)) and I've cracked open an EBC Blueberry Wheat... Mmmmmmm mmm. Is it at all possible to go from the summer of Jeff right into the Fall of Jeff??? Ooooh, maybe I should call it the Autumn of Jeff instead. We all know what happened in Rome. Rome, Italy, not New York.
BTW, that reminds me, I ran into Gary at Home Depot on Saturday AM, Jll's BF, not my dad. I didn't really run into him. He threw me up against the shelves and forced me to empty mmy pockets and then stripped me down. He has very soft hands for a big guy. We're seeing each other again soon.
Oh nphw jff, yu are so silly.
things are not always what they seem to be
And sometimes they're incredibly obvious.
Where's everybody today?
I have to pick up Sandra from the airport on her return from Denver tonight. She didn't have any "Lost in Translation" stories to tell me. Maybe I'll get the played out version tonight.
I am sitting here waiting for the Sabres game.
Here's hoping that one buffalo team can win this week!
I am sitting here waiting for the Sabres game.
Here's hoping that one buffalo team can win this week!
Jnna is VERY hopeful
well here it is Friday, and normally that would make my heart sing. but it is cold and gray and gloomy and it is suppose to rain all weekend.
"not what it seems"??? mm that is ominous???
nothing really going on...
Go Colorado Rockies, in honor of my brother in law, who is a mailman in Denver, now that is grasping at straws.
you would rather support your colorodan brother in law than your own nephew?!?! ouch. that hurts. well, at least the sox are still in the playoffs.
My boss was so kind yesterday to give me his 2 club level seats to the Sabre game last night! And what a game to go to! They played awesome!
Anyone else have a boss that gives anything but a hard time??What about it KDH? Way to go jll. And just for the record, that is what it seems to be.
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