first i want to say that i am honored to be posting on your family's blog. i hope i dont let anyone down. i know you are all very funny and i will try to live up to your expectations. i thought it would be a great idea to explain who i am and how i came across your family website. that picture is a picture of my high school, cambridge springs high school, my attendance isnt the greatest. my mom thinks i have a half day today, but i came home because i had blog work to do. cambridge springs high school has about 621 students, and i know everyone of them. i meet new people in detention everyday. like i said it's hard being a good looking high school senior. for those who have no clue where cambridge springs is, its about 40 miles from erie pa.
i know everyone likes pictures so i will give you what you guys like. well you know my name is jimmy. my friends call me jim, jimbo, jimmy, and plinko. i play baseball at cambridge springs high, and thats about as active as i get. i have been the starting short stop since 9th grade. it's not that big of a deal, everyone makes the baseball team. our waterboy who is 15, is also our DH at times. so here is what you need to know about the man jimmy.
i was born on september 6, 1989. this was a picture of me when i was a young boy learning how to read. like all of you i learn from pictures and not text. wasnt i a cute kid? my dad taught me how to read. he always made me learn in the bathroom. this is still my mom reading me my playboy magazine before i laid down for my nap. since i was a only child at the time my room was flooded with toys. but i only concentrated on ms. november.
my mom always dressed me up in strange and funny clothes. for my first birthday i was forced to wear that silly looking hat and pose for pictures. i still have that hat and wear it out sometimes.
i was quickly growing up before my parents eyes. once i hit puberty it was downhill for me. lucky for me my dad prepared me by giving me that talk. that every kid dreads hearing. ya know like where babies come from (i just found that out yesterday), sex, drugs, growing up. but i sat there and listened to his lecture so i wouldnt be punished. but the next thing i knew i grew up. i couldnt understand why i couldnt just stay being a kid.
now here is the jimmy you know today. a 17 year old senior exploring life and deciding what college to go to. i could see myself a yale or duke graduate. but maybe mcdonalds university is in my planbook. like i said before its hard being a high school senior. there are many pressures that go with that title. on a daily basis i have to fight off a handful of girls that ask me to prom. i am not sure how to say no. maybe you guys could give me some advice.
i guess ill have to wait for britney spears to ask me to the prom. in the meantime i will concentrate on baseball, school, and someday college.
thats the waterboy i was talking to you about earlier. me and my friends skipped class the one day to go to the computer lab. i try and hide my report card from my parents. can anyone of you sign for it you think? well so thats all you need to know about your pal JIMMY. its almost my bedtime too. my mom thinks i have been working on my homework for HOURS.
thanks for letting me blog. i doubt i will get 100 comments. but i will tell my 621 people to check out the website. its almost my bedtime. kdh when do i start? you have to give me two weeks notice to tell my teachers.
BY THE MAN JIMMY
17 comments:
Jimmy!!!
Excellent job, I laughed, I cried, I became one with "the jimmy". That one girl with the distorted face, by any chance is her name Pugsly? She looks familiar.
oh jimmy you da man! Outstanding blog, and thank you for saving us from yet another day of looking at Rosalyn Carter. I'll have the Danya HR people contact you with an application package ASAP.
Jimmy,
you just reaffirmed the fact that you are, THE MAN. However, I do not approve of the fact that you have been leaving school early. As a full time student teacher whose primary duty has been overseeing in school detention, I have to give you a slap on the wrist; even though the results from that skip were excellent.
On a side note, my father taught me to read with that same magazine! of course, I am 13 years older than you. I was a slow developer, but once it started, BOOM!
KUDOS!!! Jimmy Kudos!! to you! Very funny! I read Gram the post and she absolutely loved it!
Somewhere in there Jmmy are Holtz genes. What a great job. As a former teacher I, of course, can't condone the skipping and detentions, but I know that some of my most successful students were those who did not take high school as a truly "life and death" situation and maybe were not always all-consumed with grades. You have a lot of talent and I am sure that you will go far in your chosen field. Thank you for contributing to our family blogsite. Any of us would be proud to have done as good a job. You are wise beyond your years. And you don't want to prom it with Brittny, you can do better.
If push comes to shove, I'd be happy to be your prom date. I have a gownless evening strap I save for just such occasions! An Older woman would really impress your friends and Unkie C said he doesn't mind a bit!
I went shopping at Dash's, took a snow blower to the driveway, and I'm still bloggin' before 4PM. Any comments?
thrllie and Jimmy sittin' in a tree...
I think Jimmy has earned the right to have the 'i' in his first name be silent. I hear dub thee... Jmmy. Or Plnko... whatever.
Way to go Jmmy! As one who took advantage of every "senior skip day" (every Friday starting in March...) I applaud you! OOppps...the teacher just let a secret out of the bag! Hope no students are reading this!
Oh yeah, gownless evening strap... Hello McFly. I read right past that. Schwartz is getting his tonight.
Okay, what's up with the spellling oof Torino, Turin, and Torin, Italy? I am incredibly confused.
CBC stands for Olympic coverage (well... not really), but how can you watch another channel?
Mmmmmm coffee. I gotta get me some of that.
wowza, busy family this morning -- and I'm the one moving. Here are the updates from move central: 1) no snow. only rain. welcome to Washington "panicville" DC. 2) the first of three critical parking spots for the moving van just opened up. I barricaded it with folding chairs, recylcing bins and sweet notes about the cost of moving trucks. KDH is going-ghetto! The subaru with the Alaska plates is going to screw me though -- I can just feel it.
Thanks for all the luck -- I'll keep ya'll updated!
And I firmly support the jmmy baptism. Yay Jmmy!
mmm -- coffee!
Miracle of miracles, the subaru just cleared out! The barricade expands ...
Aunt B, slow down you're moving way too fast for a Saturday morn.
Let me try to esplain... no, no time to esplain.
I could care less if Janet Jones bets... she's pretty. But Rick Tocchet, that's a different story.
Do you need some Holtz muscle to move that final vehicle Kristen? Need an FBI agent to conjure something up? Keep up posted.
You're a one woman crew... go get 'em.
Poor Janet, she's purty.
holy cow, a 2 person blog!
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