The Dangers of Disney

A reflective blog by
JT Pilaf

We've been to Disney a few times, but this latest trip we noticed for the first time how dangerous Disney can really be. Em was minding her own business when this bear, lurking behind honey jars, jumped out and grabbed her. For insurance reasons I took this picture before I helped her. Once again, Em minding her own business and enjoying the beautiful Florida sunshine, just being a princess, was startled by this over assertive alein. He demanded that she give him her autograph book. Luckily, I was there to take this picture (for insurance reasons), before I told him to buzz off and beat it.

Now, this temptress had me in her coils and offered me jewels and a majic carpet ride if I went off with her. I told her I was happily married and that my lovely wife took me to new heights every night and that wouldn't be neccessary.

Zach, unfortunately, didn't make it. We told him repeatedly to stay away from water, that there might be sharks and well, see, luckily I was there to take this picture (for insurance reasons) and say my last good-byes.

Sandra was lucky to escape this harrowing experience. How often does a christmas tree fall from the sky and land on your head? Not too often I would guess. Thank goodness Sandra has strong thighs and fended off the fallen missile.

Shortly after Sandra's experience, we lost Em. She was minding her own business... again. When this crazy dillusional mob trampled our princess and left her as flat as a pancake.
She didn't stand a chance. She tried a few moves to keep up, but she lost out in the end. Luckily, I was there to get proof of the scene (for insurance reasons).

Because of the loss of our two lovely children, M and what's his name. Disney was kind enough to settle with Sandra (still recovering from pine needles and sap) and me. We ended up getting the "Enchanted Castle". Not a bad deal for us, we play dress up every night and Sandra can still take me to new heights. Don't I look great in royal blue?