A Little Christmas Recap

Does Global Warming Effect Field Mice?
A Subjective Essay By JT Pilaf


It goes without saying that the excitement surrounding the Christmas season had everyone on pins and needles. Some people relish the feeling of the warm glow bursting inside, others, well... they treat the season a little differently. That's not our family, we dive head first into the lake of Christmas Dreams. We eatit up, some of us drink it up too. Thank goodness for Auntie P's nog.

Some of us dipped into the nog earlier than others. Some of us say "I won't drink that stuff". I'll always remember Rafael Palmiero wagging his puffed up finger at congress, saying he never did steroids too.

Oliver was the main attraction at Christmas this year. What a beautiful little boy... and mommy.

Adm was very happy that he received red flubber this year, now he has every primary color.

Here's Oliver reading to his daddy. Poor Oliver, so much responsibility at such a young age.

Just a quick little recap of a wonderful Christmas day. Thanks everyone for making it so special.

case of the missing mustafa

We have all wondered what happened to Mustafa. If you look closely you can see nphw jff thru the sliding glass doors

One week til Christmas

Screamed like a little girl

Poor Papa, aka Mr. Fixxit, no one told him that going lateral in a clamshell was going to be so terrifying. I'll take the responsibility and blame for that. The poor little guy wasn't right for days after this life changing Nemo ride. Unfortunately for me, he left a smooth, bald batch on my thigh after he dug his nails in and pulled out all my leg hair. Thank goodness, Emma was there to keep him safe.

In honor of the bills HUGE win today...

I found this clip on youtube. I don't remember it happening. Maybe because I was only 10 at the time. But this is hilarious!

BEWARE & BE WARNED!

You asked for it so here it is. Double click on the recipe and it will get bigger which will allow you to actually read it!

The last part about making it 4-5 days ahead of time is vital to the mellowness.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Just pictures, no text. You can make up your own story at the end. Thank you so much for everyone who stopped by. Theres plenty of leftovers if your hungry tomorrow. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

P.S. Adam can you please put Oliver's link up? We somehow misplaced it. :(

Dangers of Disney Part Deuce

I felt compelled to report on the second part of our Disney Journey after I read my cousin Jeff's amazing detailed blog about our recent trip. I will try my best to capture our readers with the truth and evidence of our excursion. You have to understand that I may have been under the influence during the trip, and some brain cells may have been lost.

Given the recent events that you read about in the previous post, UG was certainly out to protect his loved ones. One day AS was given a very important duty to hold on to 2 Mickey Plastic Plates (UG wanted to wrap them up as the Pirate gift). The plates were somehow stolen out of my dear Aunt's hands. When UG heard of this horrific story, he was set out to find the culprit who pried them from his lovely bride's hands.

During the journey, which took us to new heights, we searched near and far for these plates. Everyone was a suspect, even his family.

When Austin admitted to the theft, he decided that he should receive some type of punishment. He was held against his will (its a fake smile), until his cousin Emma fought off the evil guards and freed Austin.

The three older woman decided it might be best to part ways for the day, while at EPCOT we were approached by NBC to participate in a new show that is about to premier. I thought this could be my big hit. When we were escorted to the costume room, they applied pretty makeup and this nice hat. I guess that was my 15 minutes of fame. Well once our gig was over the scary producer was impressed with our style.

She approached the 3 of us and told us about some Indiana Jones show they wanted to do. I thought to myself that's to silly, that won't make it. AS and I quickly bailed. Luckily Sandra was the chosen one. Well little did we know, the show would become a great hit. Sandra is now headed to Hollywood California after her great acting skills.

When we met up with our group, and told our family the great news, UG was speechlees.

We tried to make the best of our vacation; and wished success and fame to Sandra. Although, we missed her terribly. There was a sense of jealousy among us that AS and I weren't picked for the production.

Jeff was completely distraught that his wife left him for Hollywood. I just had to take him out for a drink so he could collect his thoughts. The bartender and the gentlemen behind him both let him cry on their shoulders. I wasn't to supportative. Jeff even managed to get a part-time job during our trip. (I bet you didn't know he could do that!)

As our trip was winding down, Sandra returned back with us after Hollywood gave her a little break and allowed her to return back to us. When we told Sandra it just wasn't the same without her, she was moved; to tears.

What a wonderful trip. Filled with memories to last a lifetime. Thank you for such a great time!

The Dangers of Disney

A reflective blog by
JT Pilaf

We've been to Disney a few times, but this latest trip we noticed for the first time how dangerous Disney can really be. Em was minding her own business when this bear, lurking behind honey jars, jumped out and grabbed her. For insurance reasons I took this picture before I helped her. Once again, Em minding her own business and enjoying the beautiful Florida sunshine, just being a princess, was startled by this over assertive alein. He demanded that she give him her autograph book. Luckily, I was there to take this picture (for insurance reasons), before I told him to buzz off and beat it.

Now, this temptress had me in her coils and offered me jewels and a majic carpet ride if I went off with her. I told her I was happily married and that my lovely wife took me to new heights every night and that wouldn't be neccessary.

Zach, unfortunately, didn't make it. We told him repeatedly to stay away from water, that there might be sharks and well, see, luckily I was there to take this picture (for insurance reasons) and say my last good-byes.

Sandra was lucky to escape this harrowing experience. How often does a christmas tree fall from the sky and land on your head? Not too often I would guess. Thank goodness Sandra has strong thighs and fended off the fallen missile.

Shortly after Sandra's experience, we lost Em. She was minding her own business... again. When this crazy dillusional mob trampled our princess and left her as flat as a pancake.
She didn't stand a chance. She tried a few moves to keep up, but she lost out in the end. Luckily, I was there to get proof of the scene (for insurance reasons).

Because of the loss of our two lovely children, M and what's his name. Disney was kind enough to settle with Sandra (still recovering from pine needles and sap) and me. We ended up getting the "Enchanted Castle". Not a bad deal for us, we play dress up every night and Sandra can still take me to new heights. Don't I look great in royal blue?

Disney Rocks!!!

A creative blog
by JT Rice

We're back from our Disney trip and even though we signed an agreement not to tell our friends and family about Walt's new ride, I just couldn't help myself. They have a new similated car experience at Didsey now; It's called "Test Drive" and it's AWESOME! They set you up in an empty parking lot and you try and get out. It will help us especially in WNY that the Holidays are comin' up fast and we'll be dealing with a lot of Canadians soon (Thank you for your money, WNY economy needs it).
Sandra snapped this picture of me on the ride and I had the hardest time getting out. Out of the car that is. We ate well my friends, very well.

Happy Halloween!!!!

I hope everyone has a spooky day!!!!

Love, Oliver

Creative Halloween Costumes

As Halloween fast approaches, I am left perplexed about what I will be for Halloween. After careful consideration, I have narrowed my field of choices. I am reaching out to my beloved family to cast your vote:

So let's see what we have here:

1. A giant woppie cushion. It looks like a giant pepto bismol bottle. I like this costume; its creative and funny. But, I would be afraid someone would try and sit on me.

2. It took mom quite awhile to get me in this suit. But you can see I was happy once I could put my arms down. This costume is also creative. I always wanted to be genuine beer for a day. (From this angle, I could use a eyebrow wax)

3. Emma's stickers from Grandma's 90th birthday inspired this Halloween Costume idea. Does everyone have your heart on? Yeah that doesn't get old at all. But don't worry, my legs won't be that hairy.

4. My first instinct was to be the slot machine. However, when I showed up at Luther Manor with my costume on; I was thrown dollar bills and grandma tried pulling my arm down. Normally the money part wouldn't bother me. But grandma started punching my stomach when she lost and started shaking me when she thought she won.

5. When I saw this costume, I just wanted to have it! So when I decided to rent this costume for a day to test it out, people were walking up to me and kicking me. I couldn't understand why they were being so cruel! But, when I got home, the "knock first" was changed to "kick first". Silly halloween kids!

So as you can see, I have a tough decision on my hands! Start the voting now! Decide what I will be for Halloween.

Cutting Edge and New

I agree with Auntie B, we are cutting edge and Unkie's Pope comment reminded me of something.

The Pope today made changes. Now, I'm Lutheran, not Catholic, but I'd be willing to try it this way. Or maybe with a little mustard.

What's the record for most posts in a day?

Reports: Girardi offered Yankees job

In the spirit of the season, I felt it was necessary to post this breaking news on the mlb website. No, it's not about the world series. Welcome Joe Giradi!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees officially offered their managerial job to Joe Girardi on Monday morning and he is expected to accept it, a source has told 1050 ESPN New York's Andrew Marchand.
"The Yankees have offered Joe the opportunity to become their next manager. Discussions are ongoing," Steve Mandell, Girardi's agent, said.
Yankees general manager Brian Cashman told Don Mattingly and Tony Pena that they will not be getting the job.
Girardi was in Denver for the World Series. A source said he is expected to fly to New York for the announcement, which is likely to come Tuesday. Girardi's contract is expected to be in the three-year, $6 million range.
Mattingly will not accept a position on the Yankees coaching staff, Marchand and ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney are reporting.
"Don was extremely disappointed that he wasn't the organization's choice to fill the manager's vacancy," Mattingly's agent, Ray Schulte, said in a statement.
Hank Steinbrenner, one of owner George Steinbrenner's sons, said Monday he wasn't sure when an announcement would be made. He added there would be more discussions during the day concerning the candidates.
"These guys were put through the ringer," he said from Tampa, Fla. "I think we're ready to make an informed decision."
Howard Rubenstein, a spokesman for George Steinbrenner, said: "We have nothing to announce right now."
Girardi caught for the Yankees from 1996-99, served as a bench coach in 2005, then managed the Marlins the following year and was NL Manager of the Year. He kept a young team in contention until September, then was fired, apparently for clashing with owner Jeffrey Loria and others above him.
The 43-year-old Girardi turned down the Baltimore Orioles' managerial job last summer, choosing to spend time with his father, who had health problems.
Girardi, working as a broadcaster Sunday night for Fox Sports from the World Series in Denver, said he had nothing to announce regarding his status as a manager.
"Still former," Girardi said. "Nothing extra tonight."
Girardi was the first to interview Monday, followed by Mattingly on Tuesday and Pena on Wednesday. Pena won AL Manager of the Year in 2003 after the Kansas City Royals (83-79) posted their first winning season since 1994 -- Hank Steinbrenner told The Times that Pena was "definitely under consideration."
Mattingly has no managerial experience. He spent three seasons as New York's hitting coach before he became Joe Torre's bench coach last year. A six-time All-Star, Mattingly is among the most beloved players in Yankees history.
Torre declined a one-year offer to return at a reduced salary after leading the team to four World Series championships and 12 playoff appearances in as many seasons.
Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.

Name: Joe Girardi

Age: 43

Managing background: One season with Florida Marlins, who were 78-84. Named 2006 National League manager of year.

Playing career: Spent parts of 15 seasons in majors with Chicago Cubs, Colorado, St. Louis and New York Yankees. Won three World Series titles with Yankees (1996, 1998-99). He hit .267 and had 1,100 career hits in 1,277 career games. Retired in 2002.

Personal: Married to Kim with three children. Graduate of Northwestern University with a bachelor's degree in Industrial Engineering. Three-time academic All-American.